It's a hot, humid, sticky day, and my gym has just instated an order that we wear masks all the time except while exercising. I forgot my usual mask, so I fashioned one out of this old hat I have and it's way too hot and uncomfortable! The greasy Mexican food I ate for dinner isn't agreeing with me, and I hope to take a quick dump in private. However, there's another lady making a ton of noise in the bathroom, slamming doors. I get visibly annoyed-can't I ever take a dump in peace? I let out a VERY loud, greasy smelly fart which I'm sure she hears, and she finally leaves! LOL I finish up, b...

It's a hot, humid, sticky day, and my gym has just instated an order that we wear masks all the time except while exercising. I forgot my usual mask, so I fashioned one out of this old hat I have and it's way too hot and uncomfortable! The greasy Mexican food I ate for dinner isn't agreeing with me, and I hope to take a quick dump in private. However, there's another lady making a ton of noise in the bathroom, slamming doors. I get visibly annoyed-can't I ever take a dump in peace? I let out a VERY loud, greasy smelly fart which I'm sure she hears, and she finally leaves! LOL I finish up, blow my nose, fart some more, wipe, and flush.