Holy cow! Why is it that right after my workout and shower, I ALWAYS have to take a huge dump? Just my luck! LOL! This one is especially noisy with some extremely loud farts that literally sound like a machine rifle blasting off! It's super embarrassing because there was another lady in the restroom too and although she was being pretty quiet, I know she had to have overheard! I blow my nose a few times throughout my dump as well.