I have diarrhea big time and don't even have time to get dressed before I take my dump! Fresh out of the shower, I sit down on the toilet and start to go number two. It sounds like I'm peeing, but that's actually number two coming out of my butt as I let loose some gross, loud, smelly farts as well. I finish up my Hershey squirts, wipe, and flush the toilet after some more raunchy farts and dumping.