It never fails=how come every time I'm all clean after my shower, I have to go to the bathroom! LOL I'm still naked with wet hair after my nice hot shower, and the greasy Mexican food I ate earlier that day is starting to kick in! I sit down and pee on the toilet, and then it sounds as if I'm peeing out my butthole. I have some really bad, raunchy, loud as hell farts, and I am so thankful that for once, I'm alone! I clench my toilet paper roll and grimace in pain as I finish up, and then I'm finally done and I stand up, wipe, flush the toilet, and exit the bathroom. You get to see my beauti... Show more