I'm so annoyed! I'm using my friend's shared bathroom in her apartment complex, and I can't ever seem to take a dump in peace when I need to! Not even thirty seconds after I get in the bathroom, some loud guy is knocking on the door. I get visibly annoyed and swear. My stomach hurts and I'm really constipated and not in the mood for impatient loud people waiting right outside the door. I let out some really smelly farts and I hope the next guy who uses the bathroom is really grossed out by them! Serves him right for not letting me go number two in privacy!