I hate it when I'm out in public and have to go number two! What's the absolute worst is when I have to take a dump, and someone else is outside knocking on the door, rushing me. I'm at a gas station picking up a snack and a soda when I suddenly have an uncontrollable need to go number two. It's diarrhea-really liquidy, and it feels like I'm peeing out of my butthole. LOL I hurry to the gas station women's bathroom (luckily it wasn't occupied. There was only one stall.) I pull down my pants and sit down, let out a couple of huge loud farts, and then there's a knock on the door! WTF. Can't a... Show more