Oh boy, am I ever constipated and gassy! I don't know if it's something I ate or what, but I'm laying in my bed naked because I'm too hot and sweaty with clothes on! All of a sudden, I get the urge to go number two, and I have lots of gas, but it just doesn't want to come out. Finally, some loud farting later, I get some relief.

Oh boy, am I ever constipated and gassy! I don't know if it's something I ate or what, but I'm laying in my bed naked because I'm too hot and sweaty with clothes on! All of a sudden, I get the urge to go number two, and I have lots of gas, but it just doesn't want to come out. Finally, some loud farting later, I get some relief.