I go to take a dump and on the way, I grab my newspaper and cell phone so that I have something to do because I know this is going to take a while. I sit down, pee, and start taking my dump while playing a game on my phone. I let loose a ton of the loudest, stinkiest farts I ever had and I'm so glad I'm alone right now because wow, do they ever reek! At first, I have pretty runny diarrhea and it's coming out super fast and watery. After a while, it's not coming out as easily, so I kind of squat over the toilet so that it comes out easier. I finish up, wipe, and flush the toilet, only it did... Show more