It's a hot day outside and I've stripped out of all my clothing except for my blue shorts and I'm about to take a shower when suddenly, a wave of bad gas hits me. I've been bloated and had a bad stomachache all day and I feel like I have to go number two. First I pee and then I feel like I have to take a dump, but I push and strain and nothing comes out except for some loud smelly farts. It must be the fast food meal I ate earlier that's giving me tummy troubles. I'm bloated and constipated and I struggle some more to push it out, while letting loose some loud funny farts, and finally it co... Show more