I'm in the bathroom at Wal-Mart and the ladies' bathroom is crowded today! Today, of all days, when I need to take a dump-how embarrassing! I wait for the lady next to me to leave so I can go number two in peace, but she shows no signs of leaving soon. I try to take my dump as quietly as I can, but you'll hear several loud farts and plops. I blow my nose several times too in failed attempts to cover up my dumping. I finally

I'm in the bathroom at Wal-Mart and the ladies' bathroom is crowded today! Today, of all days, when I need to take a dump-how embarrassing! I wait for the lady next to me to leave so I can go number two in peace, but she shows no signs of leaving soon. I try to take my dump as quietly as I can, but you'll hear several loud farts and plops. I blow my nose several times too in failed attempts to cover up my dumping. I finally