I'm shopping at the mall on a Saturday, and I decide to try these green yoga pants on. I love the way my ass looks in them! It's big, firm, and round! It really makes it stick out! After I try on the yoga pants, I also show off my sexy naked body to you in the fitting room, proudly flaunting my big perky tits and freshly shaved pussy. I admire myself in the mirror-wow, I'm a hot MILF! You can hear the sales clerks chattering away right outside my door-if only they knew that I was video recording myself modeling yoga pants and posing naked for the whole Internet to see later on! LOL