It started off as you innocently worshipping my ass, paying my ass just to show how much you worship it. But I don’t feel so satisfied with how little you’ve sent so I’ve decided to put your entire life in jeopardy. If you don’t send more money, as much as I desire, everyone you ever known and loved will find out about your filthy secret. You know which secret I’m talking about...the one where you’re an A class loser behind closed doors. All it takes is one click of my finger....you wouldn’t want that, would you?

It started off as you innocently worshipping my ass, paying my ass just to show how much you worship it. But I don’t feel so satisfied with how little you’ve sent so I’ve decided to put your entire life in jeopardy. If you don’t send more money, as much as I desire, everyone you ever known and loved will find out about your filthy secret. You know which secret I’m talking about...the one where you’re an A class loser behind closed doors. All it takes is one click of my finger....you wouldn’t want that, would you?