You’re already addicted to my ass but what hits better than post-workout booty? My ass cheeks were swallowing up my leggings, making all the thirsty men at the gym drool! Imagine being able to pull them down and stuff your face in my sweaty ass, inhaling nothing but hard work and strength—that’s a granted hundred years of good luck added to your lifespan but also a granted hundred years of bad luck to your wallet. You won’t ever financially recover from worshipping this ass, you were fucked the second you laid eyes on it.