Ass in jeans was always triggering to you. The way the denim hugs the curves on my ass and make it look more plump heightens your dirty imagination. You’re already a goon for my ass, now you get to goon for it as I wear my tight blue jeans. If you already don’t feel pathetic, I’m sure you do now! You’re down bad for my ass, accept it...but at least you’re down bad for something so undeniably hot and unattainable.