This is an all time low. Not only that you’re weak for feet, but the mere thought of SOCKS turn you on? Does the visual of me walking around and sweating in my PINK socks makes you weak in the knees? You would walk a thousand miles just to be able to stuff my sweaty socks in your mouth and have a taste of greatness. The closest way you’ll ever be able to worship such high authority is through my sweaty, hard-working socks. You wouldn’t have it any other way.