@churchofjaxton and I made cookies specifically for Santa, and only the REAL Santa!

But in the middle of the night, while Step-Daddy and I are trying to rest, a fake santa thinks he's going to break into my house and steal my cookies!!!!! He must be out of his mind! In this Clip Kitten is the BOSSY little brat that helps Step-Daddy humiliate the loser santa that breaks into my house.

In our note for Santa, it CLEARLY says if you are NOT the real Santa and you try to take my cookies you will be hit with a bat and we will brutalize your asshole.... Lets just say this fake as... Show more