Standing on him, Andi Page tells Thin Man to guess her weight -- standing on his face with both feet after he guesses. Not because he insulted her. Just because she wants to stand on his face. She stands on his neck and back, using the two to form a sort of surfboard and asks what he thinks would happen to his neck if she jumps. She pushes her feet into his face making him look like a Cabbage Patch Doll. She tells him the socks pressing over his face she's worn "through two gym cycles." She tells him to snort like a pig as she pulls his nose up like one with the "crusty" sock she makes him ...

Standing on him, Andi Page tells Thin Man to guess her weight -- standing on his face with both feet after he guesses. Not because he insulted her. Just because she wants to stand on his face. She stands on his neck and back, using the two to form a sort of surfboard and asks what he thinks would happen to his neck if she jumps. She pushes her feet into his face making him look like a Cabbage Patch Doll. She tells him the socks pressing over his face she's worn "through two gym cycles." She tells him to snort like a pig as she pulls his nose up like one with the "crusty" sock she makes him take off her right foot. She blindfolds him with it, then puts it over his nose at the heel so he can better smell it. The hot girl shoves her foot in his mouth and gags him. Like an old chihuahua with one tooth, his tongue is from his mouth. She stomps his gut and follows through on stomping his fingers if he didn't move his hands. She does calf raises standing on him. With all the incredibly hot things on Andi Page: her face, her eyes, her soul -- her calves might have them all beat. There should be a monument to them somewhere. She makes him take her other sock off. Then shoves it into his gullet saying "open up that pretty little mouth." She makes him spin around with the sock in his mouth. She sits in a brown chair like a commonwealth midget sits oddly on a throne -- except she's not a midget and she's not the one kissing and sucking feet with a boner making a tiny impression below. He asks her to stop hurting him and she says "Why do you think you even exist?" -- kicking him, pulling his hair with her toes, more gagging, ripping at his face and angry at him for having his spit on her legendary feet. Time: 17:56