I'm so glad you could be here today. I'm throwing a huge party tonight, inviting all our friends, including your girlfriend! But you see i have this problem, I went out to the buffet last night and went to town! I ate everything in sight, and now my tummy is hurting so bad. I invited you over early to use your mouth and tongue to suck and swallow all my farts down! Now you better do a good job. I don't want my guests getting here and my house reeking of farts! I don't care how bad they smell, how bad they taste or even if they get juicy! Your going to suck everything down that comes out of ... Show more