It's my birthday! While I'm off enjoying myself without you, you will be watching this clip on repeat until it loops in your brain all on its own. My enticing, mesmerizing voice floats around your mind giving you instructions while your eyes are locked on my feet in size 10 shoes, my lengthy legs in fishnets, and my heavenly ass cheeks. Remember: it's your duty to send more to me today than you ever have before, and you will thank me for the privilege of doing so.