I'm performing a full MIND RESET* on you to get you back on track. This is STEP THREE, in which I will CORRECT YOUR PROGRAMMING.

After clearing out all the unnecessary junk, it's time to fix your wiring. Things happen, wires become disconnected, and you're so weak and useless on your own without my power that they may wind up being plugged in to an entirely incorrect socket! I won't waste my valuable time interacting with you until this has been fixed, so this step of the system repairs everything you've messed up and restores your mind to it's former glory as my extremely generous...

I'm performing a full MIND RESET* on you to get you back on track. This is STEP THREE, in which I will CORRECT YOUR PROGRAMMING.

After clearing out all the unnecessary junk, it's time to fix your wiring. Things happen, wires become disconnected, and you're so weak and useless on your own without my power that they may wind up being plugged in to an entirely incorrect socket! I won't waste my valuable time interacting with you until this has been fixed, so this step of the system repairs everything you've messed up and restores your mind to it's former glory as my extremely generous little drone.

*The MIND RESET series is a four step program for when you need to refresh your entire system, shake out any imperfect thoughts that have found their way into your mind and regain a sense of clarity over your role in my empire. Each clip in this series provides intense, mind-obliterating visuals of my celestial ass. Your senses will be overwhelmed with many layers of my angelic voice, several of which whisper subliminal codes and commands deep under the mesmerizing beat. Completion of this system will leave you happier, more relaxed, and feeling the deep, all-encompassing urge to send. PREPARE, CLEAR, CORRECT and RESET your way back to the state of mind you truly belong in.