A surprise package arrived, containing a few vials of this strange brown powder. Hmmm. It says something in broken English about inhaling it and feeling your health improving as you sneeze negativity away. How strange! I guess I'll give it a try. It smells minty and fresh, Mmmm. I give it a sniff...

WOAH! My eyes are watering and I feel the sneezes coming already, hard and loud and one after another. I've always been a multi-sneezer, but this is INSANE!

I keep trying more, telling you in wonder about how I'm feeling the need to sneeze growing even right after I've just had...

A surprise package arrived, containing a few vials of this strange brown powder. Hmmm. It says something in broken English about inhaling it and feeling your health improving as you sneeze negativity away. How strange! I guess I'll give it a try. It smells minty and fresh, Mmmm. I give it a sniff...

WOAH! My eyes are watering and I feel the sneezes coming already, hard and loud and one after another. I've always been a multi-sneezer, but this is INSANE!

I keep trying more, telling you in wonder about how I'm feeling the need to sneeze growing even right after I've just had a few. Like the build-up of an orgasm, edging, over and over.

It's like I'm addicted suddenly! I can't sneeze enough. My eyes are watery and tears are running down my cheeks, my makeup is ruined, my nose is starting to drip and I'm making a big wet mess with every explosive exhale, but I just want MORE!