I am a dorky boy enjoying a whole day at home by myself when suddenly a strange woman comes charging in through the back door! It’s Scarlett as a crook on the run from her latest heist. The cops are hot on her perfect tail and she needs somewhere to lay low for a few minutes while they speed past, none the wiser. “Be a good boy and stay quiet, or else you’ll be going over my knee and I’ll spank that big, round bum of yours!” EEK! Of course I surrender immediately. Scarlett is amused that such silly-seeming threats are utterly terrifying to me. She has me sit on her lap and continues teasing...

I am a dorky boy enjoying a whole day at home by myself when suddenly a strange woman comes charging in through the back door! It’s Scarlett as a crook on the run from her latest heist. The cops are hot on her perfect tail and she needs somewhere to lay low for a few minutes while they speed past, none the wiser. “Be a good boy and stay quiet, or else you’ll be going over my knee and I’ll spank that big, round bum of yours!” EEK! Of course I surrender immediately. Scarlett is amused that such silly-seeming threats are utterly terrifying to me. She has me sit on her lap and continues teasing me to pass the time until she’s sure the heat is off. Now she can return to her hideout to lay low for a few weeks. and she has just the thing to keep her entertained! That’s right, Scarlett is stealing ME in her second heist of the day!