Custom request: The basics would be that my hair is starting to noticeably thin but I haven't had the guts to shave it off. You have taken me to a barbershop to see to it that it gets done. Some requests below. Please feel free to be as mean as you'd like and add any language/insults about the haircut or my bald head as you'd see fit: -Direct the barber to start with clippers, comment on how quickly he's working and how I'll be bald in no time -After the clippers, feel my head and comment that the sandpaper feeling won't do. Tell the barber you want me taken down to the wood. A clean shave.... Show more