This is a tale of sweet, sweet revenge. A tale in which, you, and your wife Captain Ocean, will learn the hard way and suffer the harsh consequences when you try and get the best of me.

As you sit, tied to a chair inside my private quarters, listening to the water outside and the creaks of the wooden ship as it makes it's way across the sea, you hear my high heeled boots approach and I enter the room. I reacquaint myself with you and explain everything to you in detail. I sip on as I tell you the story of when I was aboard Captain Ocean's ship, the Black Feather, and how I was merc... Show more