Officer Maria Jade thought it was a good idea to come see me unannounced. She says it's part of my probation that she checks on me to make sure I'm not up to no good. Except, I really was up to no good.

She peeked into the other room and saw someone laying on their back. Now, for all she knows, it could have been someone working under the sink. But she knows me, and lets just say, she got a little upset. I knew this was going to mean that I was going to go back to jail. But I wasn't about to let that happen.

I grab her from behind and cover mouth so she doesn't scream. A f... Show more