Little Alice is going door-to-door for a fundraiser, when she knocked on my door. Now, it's not like I'm not a charitable person. In fact, I'm highly charitable. However, I do have a sign in front of my house that says, 'No Soliciting". Alice here disregarded that sign. She thought that just because she's 4'6" tall and is as cute as can be, she can just do whatever she wants. Well, that doesn't work with me. And I plan on teaching her a lesson for not respecting my sign. It's also a good excuse to take part in one of my favorite activities, which is inflicting tickle on someone.

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