So, loser, you say you'd rather no longer live than to spend another Christmas alone? Well, I'm here to grant you your wish. That's right, this will be your FINAL Christmas wish. Except you're actually getting TWO surprises, because not only do you only have a few more moments left on Earth, the one who is going to put an end to your existence, is me :) How luck are you?! So as you take in your last several breaths, I'm going to put this clear plastic bag over your head and watch you struggle to get air. I'll remove it here and there just to tease and you a bit. But you're done. I will fina...

So, loser, you say you'd rather no longer live than to spend another Christmas alone? Well, I'm here to grant you your wish. That's right, this will be your FINAL Christmas wish. Except you're actually getting TWO surprises, because not only do you only have a few more moments left on Earth, the one who is going to put an end to your existence, is me :) How luck are you?! So as you take in your last several breaths, I'm going to put this clear plastic bag over your head and watch you struggle to get air. I'll remove it here and there just to tease and you a bit. But you're done. I will finally cover your face with this bag until you are no more.

So there, you've gotten your wish, bye bye.