You don't need to ask my Tarot about your chances with me. I can tell you directly, but fine... the cards say you suck. You are a tiny dick pathetic creepy loser with a knight in shining armor complex that doesn't understand I don't like you even when I've told you I don't. And you offer to have sex with me now? Get the fuck out and lose my number. Out!

You don't need to ask my Tarot about your chances with me. I can tell you directly, but fine... the cards say you suck. You are a tiny dick pathetic creepy loser with a knight in shining armor complex that doesn't understand I don't like you even when I've told you I don't. And you offer to have sex with me now? Get the fuck out and lose my number. Out!