Well, you asked for help so here I am. You want me to teach you how to jerk off properly so I'll show you how to with my toys. Let's start with this one...no? Too big? It's not big. Fine. What about this one? Too big? This is not big at all. What about this one? I think it's very small. No? Still big? Oh my... this is the smallest I have. This one? Really??? Is it a joke? No? Oh... I'll try to be gentle about this because you are my friend... you need to learn some skills because your equipment is too small. No woman is going to feel anything with such a small dick.

Well, you asked for help so here I am. You want me to teach you how to jerk off properly so I'll show you how to with my toys. Let's start with this one...no? Too big? It's not big. Fine. What about this one? Too big? This is not big at all. What about this one? I think it's very small. No? Still big? Oh my... this is the smallest I have. This one? Really??? Is it a joke? No? Oh... I'll try to be gentle about this because you are my friend... you need to learn some skills because your equipment is too small. No woman is going to feel anything with such a small dick.