Of all the possible days you could forget, you forgot my birthday? Your gf's birthday? The birthday of the most important person in your life? I don't care if you were working a lot and that's why you forgot. You work so you have money to spoil me so that's no excuse. You have to try really hard if you want me to forgive you. You'll give me your credit card for me to go on a shopping spree and grab lunch. After that I'll have a spa day. When I'm done you'll be waiting for me in my favorite restaurant. I don't care how you'll get a reservation but you will. And you'll book a hotel room for ...

Of all the possible days you could forget, you forgot my birthday? Your gf's birthday? The birthday of the most important person in your life? I don't care if you were working a lot and that's why you forgot. You work so you have money to spoil me so that's no excuse. You have to try really hard if you want me to forgive you. You'll give me your credit card for me to go on a shopping spree and grab lunch. After that I'll have a spa day. When I'm done you'll be waiting for me in my favorite restaurant. I don't care how you'll get a reservation but you will. And you'll book a hotel room for tonight. A nice one. With and chocolates waiting for me there. Do all that today and I might forgive you. If you want me to turn into the sex freak you love, you will do all of this for me. If not... I'll enjoy the hotel room on my own. Now go. Don't waste any time.