You're at work and I call you on Skype to surprise you! And what a surprise it is - I'm in your home, on the bed that you share with your wife! You look suitably concerned, and so you should be, as I'm not here with the most innocent of intentions! I know that your relationship with your wife is rather strained and that you're not getting much pussy here.

I imagine that if... for example... she was to come home early, you'd be out the door in a heartbeat! Actually, let me correct that, it's not so much her coming home early that's the problem as I should be gone by then. I'm a busy ... Show more