There are several perks Sebastian Cash receives for being CEO. Along with stock options and extravagant incentives and bonuses, and special services provided by corporate assistants. The last assistant to serve Sebastian was promoted which demonstrates the inherent value landing a coveted position working for this boss man. While some assistants are out fetching copy and filing paperwork, you’ll be summoned to perform dietary assessments to Mr. Cash by smelling his farts. Your role is to analyze his farts by sniffing and determining the smells of specific nutrients present in his food, and...

There are several perks Sebastian Cash receives for being CEO. Along with stock options and extravagant incentives and bonuses, and special services provided by corporate assistants. The last assistant to serve Sebastian was promoted which demonstrates the inherent value landing a coveted position working for this boss man. While some assistants are out fetching copy and filing paperwork, you’ll be summoned to perform dietary assessments to Mr. Cash by smelling his farts. Your role is to analyze his farts by sniffing and determining the smells of specific nutrients present in his food, and make recommendations to his diet to achieve optimal intestinal digestive efficiency. You don’t move up in this company without learning how to be a good ass kisser.