Sebastian Cash loves a good celebration, and he’s got a big surprise for you on National Dork Day. So in honor of your special day, he has a couple presents to give you. The first is a cute little girly cupcake with pink frosting that you could give to your girlfriend which he knows you don’t have. The second is a massive banana cream cake that's perfect for his favorite loser clown. He’s even invited a few of your favorite bullies over to help celebrate. Sebastian knows you’re too humble to accept this token of appreciation, so he feeds it to you straight from his hands... or rather shovi...

Sebastian Cash loves a good celebration, and he’s got a big surprise for you on National Dork Day. So in honor of your special day, he has a couple presents to give you. The first is a cute little girly cupcake with pink frosting that you could give to your girlfriend which he knows you don’t have. The second is a massive banana cream cake that's perfect for his favorite loser clown. He’s even invited a few of your favorite bullies over to help celebrate. Sebastian knows you’re too humble to accept this token of appreciation, so he feeds it to you straight from his hands... or rather shoving it in your face in the manner you prefer. But what would make this cake taste even better is if Sebastian Cash stomps all over your special treat with his smelly jock feet to add some sweaty salt and toe jam to that sweet creamy flavor.