It's the happiest day of Sebastian Cash's life as he prepares to take that big leap and get married. He's in his private dressing room practicing his vows when he hears you come in all frantic and in tears. The handsome groom refuses to be humiliated and left at the altar, so he puts on his loving “husband voice” and tries to talk you through your panic. Surprisingly, you just want to commit to different vows since your original ones weren’t truthful and honest. You’re about to get married to the man of your life, no use in keeping secrets from him on the day of your wedding. So Sebastian ...

It's the happiest day of Sebastian Cash's life as he prepares to take that big leap and get married. He's in his private dressing room practicing his vows when he hears you come in all frantic and in tears. The handsome groom refuses to be humiliated and left at the altar, so he puts on his loving “husband voice” and tries to talk you through your panic. Surprisingly, you just want to commit to different vows since your original ones weren’t truthful and honest. You’re about to get married to the man of your life, no use in keeping secrets from him on the day of your wedding. So Sebastian begins to read your new vows aloud and immediately you’ve gone from crying to pitching a tent in your tuxedo pants. Apparently, the childish dream of a fairytale happy ending isn’t what you deserve. Your commitment goes beyond marital promises and delves deeper into your devotion to serve and worship your future husband’s big meaty feet. Basically nothing in the relationship will change, except everything you own will legally be in Sebastian’s name. In fact, you won’t even be taking the last name of Cash, but instead will take whatever demeaning name Sebastian bestows. He doesn’t need to put a ring on your finger since he clearly already owns you. Let’s make it official then and pronounce you Man & Feet. You may now kiss the feet!