We are looking for an experienced and dedicated servant with weak will power and “hard nosed” to get the job done, to work for the President of the company Sebastian Cash ENT.

Do you enjoy making your employer happy? Are you someone that strives to demonstrate your worth to others and make sacrifices to please your colleagues? Is “kissing ass” your primary strategy for advancing your career? If you’re a teamplayer who displays a submissive, obedient attitude with a passion for satisfying others needs first and able to build relationships through exemplary services rendered, then ...

We are looking for an experienced and dedicated servant with weak will power and “hard nosed” to get the job done, to work for the President of the company Sebastian Cash ENT.

Do you enjoy making your employer happy? Are you someone that strives to demonstrate your worth to others and make sacrifices to please your colleagues? Is “kissing ass” your primary strategy for advancing your career? If you’re a teamplayer who displays a submissive, obedient attitude with a passion for satisfying others needs first and able to build relationships through exemplary services rendered, then apply now to be our next Professional Fart Sniffer!

RESPONSIBILITIES

Providing exceptional fart sniffing services with a professional demeanor Ability to detect health deficiencies through inhalation of farts Attention to detail and identifying key health signatures in fart particles Experience in classifying food intake based on fart density and wetness of sound Must be able to spend long periods of time on knees waiting for fart submissions Diligent and driven to never miss a fart sniffing opportunity Able to “multi-ass” and provide fart sniffing services to other employees Perform all general beta office duties such as taking out garbage and cleaning the bathrooms Room to grow and advance into other positions of servitude Experience using QuickBooks is a plus

If you need to feel valued, important, and critical to an organization, then this isn’t the right job for you. We strive to employ only the best ass slaves to ensure the quality of service. Apply now if you want to make a difference and help through the devotion of your talented skills and abilities to kiss ass.

Cover Letter and Resume can be submitted at: SebastianCash (.) com