Time for your communion at the Church of Sebastian Cash. Nothing could be more heavenly than receiving the divine nectar of a supreme deity. Bathe in the blessed healing waters of God Sebastian’s spit, let it moisturize and affirm your skin with his omnipotence. The visceral sounds of Sebastian summoning up his hot mucousy loogies in his throat is like a gospel choir ringing out in a hallowed cathedral. Every slimy drip into his communion glass is precious substance from the fountain of youth. Come forth and receive your generous libations right from the mouth of your Spit God.

Time for your communion at the Church of Sebastian Cash. Nothing could be more heavenly than receiving the divine nectar of a supreme deity. Bathe in the blessed healing waters of God Sebastian’s spit, let it moisturize and affirm your skin with his omnipotence. The visceral sounds of Sebastian summoning up his hot mucousy loogies in his throat is like a gospel choir ringing out in a hallowed cathedral. Every slimy drip into his communion glass is precious substance from the fountain of youth. Come forth and receive your generous libations right from the mouth of your Spit God.