CUSTOM REQUEST: So you are a total fucking loser and I know all of your secrets. I know how you love to sniff butts and I know all those nasty and embarrassing and perverted things you like to do! Unless you pay me the right price and keep giving me gifts I am going to spill all your secrets to everyone....including your boss, co-workers, and family...pretty much everyone you know! Pay up, fucker, and keep me quiet!