I ate beans for dinner and now I have horrendous gas. I have to fart so fucking bad. I have my booty shorts on because its really hot outside and they are the only thing that feels comfortable right now. I can't help but let out loud ass rippers. I fart so powerfully that I fear they will tear a hole in my shorts. I end up taking them off after awhile. Don't you wish you were smelling my farts right now with my booty in your face?