You and I have been friends for a long time, best friends some might say. One night you come over to tell me some pretty bad news. There’s a virus that’s been spreading causing men to shrink down to 2 inches in size and you’ve contracted it despite all efforts to not.

Upon confiding in me, you begin to shrink. You freak out and try to run away but thankfully your best friend is here to take care of you. I pick you up and place you onto my palm and begin discussing ways to keep you safe. Finally I decide it’s best you stay in my shoes. You’ll work off your rent and food ... Show more