Hi there, welcome to the hair salon! Unfortunately, the main barber is out, so you'll have to come over to the ladies side to have your hair cut, why don't we let your step-mommy go and shop, get some coffee too? Ugh, she's gone, now SIT. God, what are you, some kind of Step-Mommy’s boy. At your age, and you still need your Step-Mommy to come with you to get your haircut? Right, let me put the cape on, it's not too tight is it? Well, suck it up if it is. Snip snip! Keep your head still, we're going to give you the haircut you deserve. Stop looking nervous, you’re going to have to pull your ...

Hi there, welcome to the hair salon! Unfortunately, the main barber is out, so you'll have to come over to the ladies side to have your hair cut, why don't we let your step-mommy go and shop, get some coffee too? Ugh, she's gone, now SIT. God, what are you, some kind of Step-Mommy’s boy. At your age, and you still need your Step-Mommy to come with you to get your haircut? Right, let me put the cape on, it's not too tight is it? Well, suck it up if it is. Snip snip! Keep your head still, we're going to give you the haircut you deserve. Stop looking nervous, you’re going to have to pull your big boy pants on someday and do something without your step-mommy. Are you embarrassed? Are you REALLY embarrassed at having your haircut in the ladies salon? Pathetic. Look who’s back - it’s your StepMommy! I'm going to tell her I think you'd look great with a perm, and not to worry - you're in great hands. I'm going to take proper care of you