So, we’re finally going fuck. I’ve been waiting forever to get my hands on that cock of yours and - wait, what’s this? That’s your cock? It’s tiny! You can’t possibly expect me to fuck you after this, I have standards! Of course I’m going to be mean to you about this, I could get myself off better with my pinky finger. After all, it’s had more practice than your dick - if we can call it that - ever will. But I’m curious now to see you try and jerk off, it should be good for a laugh right? I don’t want my evening to have been a total waste. I'm going to laugh at your tiny cock, laugh at your...

So, we’re finally going fuck. I’ve been waiting forever to get my hands on that cock of yours and - wait, what’s this? That’s your cock? It’s tiny! You can’t possibly expect me to fuck you after this, I have standards! Of course I’m going to be mean to you about this, I could get myself off better with my pinky finger. After all, it’s had more practice than your dick - if we can call it that - ever will. But I’m curious now to see you try and jerk off, it should be good for a laugh right? I don’t want my evening to have been a total waste. I'm going to laugh at your tiny cock, laugh at your attempts to jerk off and then - yes, you guessed it - laugh at that pathetic excuse of an orgasm you had. After all, I have to entertain myself somehow, right?