You have been experiencing low self worth, staying up all night, and financial problems. Luckily for you, you managed to snag a last minute appointment with me, Dr. Seren Paige.

I talk with you about your recent symptoms and perform a few examinations. Very quickly I’m able to come to a conclusion and diagnose you with FinDom Addiction. Unfortunately, FinDom addiction is incurable, so your only option is to treat the disease. I explain to you why you’re feeling so out of sorts, and prescribe a very special treatment plan to get you on the path to a happier life. Well.... as ha...

You have been experiencing low self worth, staying up all night, and financial problems. Luckily for you, you managed to snag a last minute appointment with me, Dr. Seren Paige.

I talk with you about your recent symptoms and perform a few examinations. Very quickly I’m able to come to a conclusion and diagnose you with FinDom Addiction. Unfortunately, FinDom addiction is incurable, so your only option is to treat the disease. I explain to you why you’re feeling so out of sorts, and prescribe a very special treatment plan to get you on the path to a happier life. Well.... as happy of a life that a sick, addicted freak like you could ever hope to have.

Not to worry. I specialize in these sorts of cases, and though you’re the worst case I’ve ever seen, you’re in very good (greedy) hands.