*This was a custom MP3 Request. No specific names are used.*

"Thank you for calling the bank, I understand you are looking at getting a loan? We offer several features that most banks don’t provide. We are a different kind of bank, to meet all of your needs. Let me see what interest rate we have to offer for your loan... hmm wow, you are eligible for one of our best interest rates of 25%. If you would like to pay a couple of points, I might be able to increase the interest rate to maybe 35% or 40% but only if you beg me nicely.

Good boy! It looks like I was able to increas... Show more