Hey there L-O-S-E-R! That's right... I am talking to you. Obviously, as you are reading this, aren't you? Yeah, that's how much of a fucking loser you are. Anyways, I wanted to share something I found with you that is absolutely HILARIOUS as fuck. It is the most fitting for a BORN LOSER like yourself. It is essential for you to hear this if you were born a pathetic worm.

This may be my most humiliating and verbally degrading clip to date!

A must-buy for all the "disappointments, bankrupt, bums, castaways, deadbeats, defaulters, derelicts, duds, flops, good-for-n...

Hey there L-O-S-E-R! That's right... I am talking to you. Obviously, as you are reading this, aren't you? Yeah, that's how much of a fucking loser you are. Anyways, I wanted to share something I found with you that is absolutely HILARIOUS as fuck. It is the most fitting for a BORN LOSER like yourself. It is essential for you to hear this if you were born a pathetic worm.

This may be my most humiliating and verbally degrading clip to date!

A must-buy for all the "disappointments, bankrupt, bums, castaways, deadbeats, defaulters, derelicts, duds, flops, good-for-nothings, has-been, losers, moochers, nobody, underachievers, and nonperformers"!