Hurry up now! It's Sinday and you don't want to be late for your worship of the most perfect Goddess in the Universe, Ms Construed. Every Sinday, you must kneel before Her and pay tribute to Her Excellency. And that's not a metaphor.

You are literally going to crawl before Me and pay your tithe to Me, just like at church. Only I don't pass a gold plate around, I simply extend My gorgeous perfectly manicured fingers in front of your face and you hand it over. 10% is always REQUIRED. Anything less and you will incur the wrath and fury of your Goddess.

But today's Sinday is g... Show more