There is something that I am missing. I am not feeling very satisfied with your performance. You haven't been fulfilling my desires. But even worse you are giving it to your wife/girlfriend instead of me. Don't I make you feel better than she ever could? So, why is she getting anything from you when she doesn't deserve it? I'm of course talking about my favorite thing, money. I want more money from you. It's the one thing that you have that satisfies me. Now I want you to pay me more, and we aren't going to let her know. I want you to pay me behind her back. It will be our little secret.

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