Today is payday, but I've been very disappointed with your paycheck. I want more and more. I demand more. But I'm greedy and impatient. I don't want to wait for you to get a second or third job and earn more money. There's another paycheck available to me today... the fat ugly cow's income. That's right. I want you to send me your wife/girlfriend's paycheck in addition to yours. You both should be earning for me. I want to spend your wife's paycheck on frivolous items and my bills. You shouldn't be paying your own bills/debts. Only mine. Send me more today!

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