Unzip your pants and show me what you got... wait, that?! That is your penis? Are you serious? Do you have a medical condition like that micropenis? It's ugly and so fucking tiny. I don't think that can be considered a dick. I'd call it a nub. An itty bitty nub. I think my keyring vibrator is bigger than that and I'm sure it can do more than that thing.

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