You were a bad goon this year, so your punishment is an intense, pain-laced handjob-slash-stroke-along instructions. Flick your balls, slap your shaft and get ready to get jerked off by your jagged, bitten-off fingernails... but don't worry, there's a cum countdown! I wouldn't do anything as horrible as never letting it get all the way to 0 though, leaving you with an unbust load to make you achy all day. ;)