Your girlfriend is so vanilla; she's just not right for you. You need a dominant, controlling woman to put you in your place. The right thing to do, for both you and her, is to end your relationship. She deserves a vanilla boyfriend who isn't secretly fantasizing about being tied up and pegged, a vanilla boyfriend who isn't scrolling through fetish websites with a hard-on. And you? You'll be better off as my devoted little subbie.

*This is the AUDIO ONLY MP3 version of "Dump Your Vanilla Girlfriend"*
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